9.09.2006

$1000 an hour and no kissing.

This is a snippet of a telephone conversation I had with my mother last night. I’ll just pick it up where it got interesting:

Me: So I told her that I’m pretty confident that no one would ever mistake me as a prostitute.

Her: You never know.

Me: Huh?

Her: Honey, I think if you wanted to be a prostitute that you would be the best ho in town!

Me: ----

Her: It’s just that I believe in you and feel that you can do anything you want and be the best at it. Even if that was being a ho.

Gotta love moms who will stand behind you no matter what, huh?

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