Recycled Leftovers?

TONIGHT AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE:

Hostess: Have you ever been here before?

Me: They have, but I haven’t.

Hostess: We have hand cut steaks, fresh baked bread and side items made from scrap.

Me: I’m sorry… side items, what?

Hostess: Our side items are made from scrap.

Me:

Hostess: Your waitress Kim will be with you shortly.

Me: Dad, if it’s all the same to you, I’d rather not have side items made from scrap.